but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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