i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
dude. I can hear the air.
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