When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
