I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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