that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I have post one night stand depression
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