i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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