happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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