Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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