Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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