Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
