...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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