Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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