Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my phone needs a breathalizer
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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