why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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