i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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