Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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