There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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