you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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