It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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