Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so let's talk penis.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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