your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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