btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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