..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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