Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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