That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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