party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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