Me too!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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