i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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