If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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