Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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