If i come over, it means nothing
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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