My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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