And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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