The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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