Do vagina's smell?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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