Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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