Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
