I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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