I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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