She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
the gays at disneyland are vicious
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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