Dual....:-)
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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