what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The air was thick with penises
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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