How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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