Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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