no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
