Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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