Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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