My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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