ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
God, I missed his penis.
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