I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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