do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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