so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Text me some of your sweat
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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