Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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