Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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