Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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