Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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